Fan Of Roman Culture Pillows

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Neptune

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Goddess

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Julius Caesar

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Bath Christmas Market

Virgil

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

Ion Luca Caragiale.

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

Donald Trump

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

Ancient paperwork.