Roman Culture Aficionados Gifts

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Goddess

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

The Original Gossip Columns

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Janus 2021

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Julius Caesar

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Bath Christmas Market

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

Virgil

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

The Colossal Issue

A crying man wears a laurel wreath