Roman History Fan Gifts

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

"Look sharp, Son. Your Mother's family just showed up."

Car stickers on windscreen 'Ben' 'Her'

I'm Spartacus.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

Neptune

Hadrian's Wall

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

The Fall of Gnome

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

The Original Gossip Columns

All Roads Lead To Rome

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Romulus (left) and Remus

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Julius Caesar

Trojan horse.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"