Roman History Fan Mugs

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

"Look sharp, Son. Your Mother's family just showed up."

Car stickers on windscreen 'Ben' 'Her'

I'm Spartacus.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

Neptune

Hadrian's Wall

The Fall of Gnome

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

All Roads Lead To Rome

The Original Gossip Columns

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."