Roman History Enthusiast Mugs

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Donald Trump

"I wonder how different the Roman Empire would have been if one of my ancestors instead of one of yours had fed Romulus and Remus..."

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Neptune

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Goddess

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

The Original Gossip Columns

All Roads Lead To Rome

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Janus 2021

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

Virgil

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

Julius Caesar

Bath Christmas Market

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"