Roman History Admirer Mugs

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Bacchus.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Neptune

Trojan Hurdler.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

The Kali De Milo.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

I'm Spartacus.

Medusa and Perseus.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Prehistoric Pirates.

"I hate Neanderthals!"