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"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Neptune

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

The Kali De Milo.

I'm Spartacus.

Medusa and Perseus.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!