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The Rise and Fall of the Roman Umpire

Bath Christmas Market

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Neptune

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

I'm Spartacus.

1950's.

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Cures for Ye Plague

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Pamplona Station

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'The gods are perplexing.'