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Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'IV!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Janus 2021

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.