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I want you to draw up plans for a city that can be built in a day.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Salt was given to Roman soldiers as wages. That was their 'Salarium' which is the origin of our word 'salary'.

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.

"General Varus's compliments. Which way to Teutoburger Wald?"

'I've decided to write a novel."

Gladiator with small fork. 'Do you have one in a larger size?'

'This is considered "other duties as assigned".'

"O.K., I know it's a long shot, but if we can each convert one lion ..."

'Either road leads to Rome.'

"Et tu Brute."

'We did throw him to the lions. . . but they threw him back!'

"I'm a celebrity! Get me out of here!"

The Roman Colosseum's Caesarean Section

'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins that are good for your eyes are.'

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Centurion with an empty plate.

'Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.'

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"Good news Caesar... the ides of March polls will be with you."

'Better let me lead off the presentation.'

"The Knife Tsar didn't last long!"

Nero's Fire Alarm

"Hail, Caesar!"

"I come not to pray Caesar..."

"It's just not the same since Caligula went all family friendly."

"We've done well to get among the medals."

Horace

Gladiators/Not So Gladiators

Virgil

Gladiators

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

Roman Eye Test.

" 'Sack Rome!' That's your answer to everything!"