Ancient Rome Aficionados T-Shirts

Brutus stabbing Caesar an accident

Spectators at a coliseum

"I'd have been just as happy with monoply."

Bacchus.

Sundial Time

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

The Original Gossip Columns

All Roads Lead To Rome

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Islington Angels.

Janus 2021

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

Virgil

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

Stan's OK Deliveries

Emperor and cat.

Ancient paperwork.

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

A crying man wears a laurel wreath