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At the age of sixteen, Waheeni tribesmen are sent alone into the jungle, to prove their manhood.

Bacchus.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sundial Time

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Those Were The Days

'Jurassic Pork.'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Janus 2021

Islington Angels.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Mummies for Dummies

Atlas Explained.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Stan's OK Deliveries

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

A crying man wears a laurel wreath

Black Forest Collectibles.