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'Jurassic Pork.'

Bacchus.

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Those Were The Days

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Caesar salad?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Mammoth Posing

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Art Critics.

Grandfather Clock

Johannes Gutenberg

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Anubis loved his evening rides.