Ancient Aficionado T-Shirts

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

The fall of the Roman Emperor....

Tourism

Juno

Bacchus.

Second hand furniture.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Those Were The Days

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'Caesar salad?'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Slow food restaurant

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."