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'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Sundial Time

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'What's on the other side?...'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

'Steeee-rike three!'

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Mummies for Dummies

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

Early Football

Football

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'Definitely fake.'

Hippocrates

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

Rafael Nadal

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

Pre-Columbian Premier League (1275 B.C.).

Neanderthal Golf.

Prehistoric Basketball Player

Spectators at a coliseum

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."

'So, do you smoke?'

Period dwelling

"I can't believe how young I look."

Brutus stabbing Caesar an accident

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race

'And now I've got gum stuck to the bottom of my sandal, that's it, I'm out of here.'