Ancient Sports Lover T-Shirts

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

How's My Charioteering?

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Mummies for Dummies

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Early Football

Babe Ruth's less famous call of a dribbler down the third base line.

'Definitely fake.'

Hippocrates

Neanderthal Golf.

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

Pre-Columbian Premier League (1275 B.C.).

Forged signed memorabilia.

Prehistoric Basketball Player

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."

'So, do you smoke?'

Period dwelling

"I can't believe how young I look."

'And now I've got gum stuck to the bottom of my sandal, that's it, I'm out of here.'

Agent discusses boxing match

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Barges Pursue the Crews

"We earn more every couple of days than Willie Mays ever got for a full season. Are we overpaid, or what?"

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

Battledore and shuttlecock.

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

Olympic curling

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"Ooonk! Too much club."