Ancient Sports Lover Pillows

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

How's My Charioteering?

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Mummies for Dummies

Castaway with a tennis court.

Early Football

Hippocrates

'Definitely fake.'

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."

Neanderthal Golf.

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

Pre-Columbian Premier League (1275 B.C.).

Forged signed memorabilia.

'So, do you smoke?'

Period dwelling

"I can't believe how young I look."

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'And now I've got gum stuck to the bottom of my sandal, that's it, I'm out of here.'

Agent discusses boxing match

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Olympic curling

"Ooonk! Too much club."

Battledore and shuttlecock.

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Barges Pursue the Crews

"We earn more every couple of days than Willie Mays ever got for a full season. Are we overpaid, or what?"

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

'Say, Euclid, how do we get to the Acropolis?'