Ancient Athlete Admirer Pillows

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Bradley Wiggins

Troys'R'Us.

Wilfried Zaha

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

Pompeii restoration project.

In udder de Nile

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Football Sculpture.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Frieze!"

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

A Real Pinata Surprise

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Musical Vases

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Rugby Mad.

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

The first art critic

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Diogenes and tourists