Athlete Admirer Pillows

'He's giving me a two minute whining.'

Rugby Mad.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Marcus Rashford

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"OK Boomer.", "OK Spikers."

Football Sculpture.

Wilfried Zaha

Raheem Sterling

Baseball player with missile

"Stop boasting about your high jumping - that's for the limbo dancing!"

David Beckham

A Runaway Nuclear Core.

Private Institute Cloning.

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

Tour de France champ François Faber

Maria Sharapova.

Billie Jean King

"We earn more every couple of days than Willie Mays ever got for a full season. Are we overpaid, or what?"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Pete Sampras

Mohamed Salah

Dedication to excellence....

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Bradley Wiggins

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

Sergio Aguero

Rugby golden oldies.

Daley Thompson

Olympic Bubble