Athlete Admirer Pillows

'He's giving me a two minute whining.'

Rugby Mad.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Marcus Rashford

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"OK Boomer.", "OK Spikers."

Football Sculpture.

Wilfried Zaha

Baseball player with missile

"Stop boasting about your high jumping - that's for the limbo dancing!"

A Runaway Nuclear Core.

Private Institute Cloning.

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

"We earn more every couple of days than Willie Mays ever got for a full season. Are we overpaid, or what?"

Dedication to excellence....

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Sergio Aguero

Daley Thompson

Rugby golden oldies.

Nadal's bottles

Muhammad Ali

Jimmy Hill

Swimming - Just isn't my sport.

"Would you mind repeating that? I didn't get any of it until you got to seven!"

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"Don't forget bib number!"

Triple Jumper.

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'

'Have a good time in athens. Do anything interesting?'

'This goalie used to be a jockey.'

Antoine Dupont