Athlete Appreciator Pillows

Mohamed Salah

Did you see last night's game? Eli Manning was incredible. So shapely. Stop it! I won't have my girlfriend drooling over the buttocks of the New York Giants' quarterback. What about his incredible gorgeous, taut calves?! I hate fall.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Raheem Sterling

Dedication to excellence....

Wilfried Zaha

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Zdeno Chara

Football Sculpture.

Rugby Mad.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Sergio Aguero

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Daley Thompson

Rugby golden oldies.

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

"Would you mind repeating that? I didn't get any of it until you got to seven!"

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

David Beckham

Nadal's bottles

Swimming - Just isn't my sport.

Cornish Pirate Gareth Steenson.

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

Martina Hingis

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

Triple Jumper.

Marcus Rashford

Fish golfing.

Antoine Dupont

Kyle Sinckler

The Pole Jumper.

Maria Sharapova.