Athletic Spirit Appreciator Pillows

Cornish Pirate Gareth Steenson.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Raheem Sterling

Mohamed Salah

Dedication to excellence....

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

Football Sculpture.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Rugby Mad.

William Tell in his younger years.

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Daley Thompson

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

Martina Hingis

David Beckham

Swimming - Just isn't my sport.

"Would you mind repeating that? I didn't get any of it until you got to seven!"

Marcus Rashford

Triple Jumper.

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

The Pole Jumper.

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

Antoine Dupont

Kyle Sinckler

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'