Sporting Talent Appreciator Pillows

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Raheem Sterling

Mohamed Salah

Dedication to excellence....

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Wilfried Zaha

Zdeno Chara

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Football Sculpture.

Rugby Mad.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Cornish Pirate Gareth Steenson.

Martina Hingis

David Beckham

Nadal's bottles

Jimmy Hill

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Marcus Rashford

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

Yuletide tossing the caber.

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

Tour de France champ François Faber

Maria Sharapova.

Fish golfing.

"Try to be more like Mary. Mary's a real team player."

'He's giving me a two minute whining.'

Private Institute Cloning.