Sporting Talent Appreciator T-Shirts

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Dedication to excellence....

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Wilfried Zaha

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Zdeno Chara

Football Sculpture.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Rugby Mad.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Nadal's bottles

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Jimmy Hill

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

Marcus Rashford

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

Yuletide tossing the caber.

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

Fish golfing.

"Try to be more like Mary. Mary's a real team player."

'He's giving me a two minute whining.'

Punch and Judy on Ice.

Private Institute Cloning.