Aquatic Athlete Appreciator T-Shirts

Fish golfing.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Piranhaclaus

Dedication to excellence....

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Wilfried Zaha

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Fresh fish

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Football Sculpture.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

Rugby Mad.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

They were all out of sharks

Olympic Rings

Marcus Rashford

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'