Aquatic Athlete Appreciator Gifts

Fish golfing.

Piranhaclaus

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Raheem Sterling

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Mohamed Salah

Dedication to excellence....

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Fresh fish

Wilfried Zaha

Football Sculpture.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

Rugby Mad.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

They were all out of sharks

Cornish Pirate Gareth Steenson.

Olympic Rings

David Beckham

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

Marcus Rashford

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.