Aquatic Athlete Admirer Gifts

'Now what?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Piranhaclaus

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Raheem Sterling

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Fresh fish

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Wilfried Zaha

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Football Sculpture.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Rugby Mad.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'