Aquatic Acrobatics Admirer Gifts

Octopus Drummer

Piranhaclaus

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Giraffe Portrait

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Fresh fish

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Dolphin tricks.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Hire Wire Act

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

A gymnast holding a balloon

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

'What a cool screen saver!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Gymnasts