Aerobatics Admirer Gifts

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Sorry about the turbulence ... The co-pilot and I thought it might be fun to fly upside down."

Skywriter: 'DARN it!' A Skywriter has just realised he has written the first part of a Slogan in reverse

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Could you keep still?"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Giraffe Portrait

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Circus

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Red Arrows Rookies

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Fitness Course.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Step aerobics

'He has really taken to the training.'

Hexercise.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Conductorcize.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Hire Wire Act

For Sale: Red Arrow

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Segway Workout

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'