Aerobatic Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

"Having gained your pilots licence, I didn't think joined up writing would be a problem."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

The Flying Lawn Tigers.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Step aerobics

'He has really taken to the training.'

Fitness Course.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Hexercise.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Segway Workout

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

'How was aerobics class?'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'