Aerobics Lover Gifts

'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'

'You're taking an aerobics class? -- is there that much air?'

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

'I've turned off the music, Doctor, but I can't seem to turn her off.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Exercise Class

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Keep Fit.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Holiday Aerobics.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Aerobics Class.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Step aerobics

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Hexercise.

Fitness Course.

Kangaroo jumping rope.

"Take me to your thigh master"