Aerobics Lover Pillows

'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'

'You're taking an aerobics class? -- is there that much air?'

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

'I've turned off the music, Doctor, but I can't seem to turn her off.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Exercise Class

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Keep Fit.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Holiday Aerobics.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Aerobics Class.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Step aerobics

Fitness Course.

Hexercise.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"Take me to your thigh master"

Kangaroo jumping rope.