Aerobics Aficionado Pillows

Segway Workout

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Fitness Course.

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

"Okay ladies, you'll be excited to learn that this session is to be filmed for network T.V. so let's warm up with some toe touching shall we...?"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'Yes, maybe my high metabolism DOES keep me slim.'

Viking aerobics.

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Early Exercise Machines

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

First Prize!

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Music & Gym'

Multitasking executive dog

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'