Aerobics Aficionado Prints

Mike Thins Out The Herd. 'Now kick those hooves up to the sky...and, one, and two, and...'

Segway Workout

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Fitness Course.

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

"Okay ladies, you'll be excited to learn that this session is to be filmed for network T.V. so let's warm up with some toe touching shall we...?"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Conductorcize.

'Yes, maybe my high metabolism DOES keep me slim.'

Viking aerobics.

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

First Prize!

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

How to go form fit to fat...

Early Exercise Machines

Pole Vault Rules

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Multitasking executive dog

'Music & Gym'

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

'Sounds like it'll flop.'