Aerobics Hobbyist Prints

'I started a program of aerobics to lose weight. I can feel it working. My fat is being converted to aches and pain.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Holiday Aerobics.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Red Arrows Rookies

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Aerobics Class.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Hexercise.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

'I have a connection to make.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Kangaroo jumping rope.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"Take me to your thigh master"

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.