Aerobic Enthusiast Gifts

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Jogging Bottoms

Keep Fit.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."