Aerobics Fanatic Gifts

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Exercise Class

'He's maturing early.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Keep Fit.

Holiday Aerobics.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Red Arrows Rookies

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Aerobics Class.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Step aerobics

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Spider Press-Ups

Hexercise.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Fitness Course.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."