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"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'He's maturing early.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Keep Fit.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Holiday Aerobics.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Aerobics Class.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Hexercise.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Kangaroo jumping rope.