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Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'This is no time to be doing your aerobics, Fortescue...'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Keep Fit.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Why Superman flies himself

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Holiday Aerobics.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Aerobics Class.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Step aerobics

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Fitness Course.