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"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

"Having gained your pilots licence, I didn't think joined up writing would be a problem."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

The Flying Lawn Tigers.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Hexercise.

'He has really taken to the training.'

Step aerobics

Fitness Course.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

Conductorcize.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Segway Workout

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'