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'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World's Easiest Airport

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Employee of the Month Parking

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Kamikaze Colour

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Airport Bored Rooms

Ace High

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Early Exercise Machines