Aerobatic Aficionado Gifts

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

A private jet takes off

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Kamikaze Colour

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Airport Bored Rooms

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

How to go form fit to fat...

Ace High

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"