Aerobatics Enthusiast Gifts

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Exercise Class

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Holiday Aerobics.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Aerobics Class.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Step aerobics

Hexercise.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Fitness Course.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Take me to your thigh master"

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Kangaroo jumping rope.