Aerobatics Admirers Gifts

The RAF salute the world of banking

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Circus

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Hexercise.

Fitness Course.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'He has really taken to the training.'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Step aerobics

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Hire Wire Act

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Segway Workout

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

'How was aerobics class?'

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"