Aqua Aerobics Admirers Gifts

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Piranhaclaus

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Fresh fish

Circus

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I'm addicted to water."

Step aerobics

Hexercise.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Hire Wire Act

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

'How was aerobics class?'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

One Way Tightrope

Olympic Rings

'You're taking an aerobics class? -- is there that much air?'

'I've turned off the music, Doctor, but I can't seem to turn her off.'

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

Skywriter: 'DARN it!' A Skywriter has just realised he has written the first part of a Slogan in reverse

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

The RAF salute the world of banking

Doris' diy bum lifts proved to be a great weight-loss method.

Aquarobics.