Water Aerobics Gifts

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Has anyone noticed they're losing weight yet? Cause I know I haven't.'

Social distancing

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Keep Fit.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Holiday Aerobics.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Red Arrows Rookies

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Aerobics Class.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Hexercise.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Fitness Course.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Dolphin tricks.

Step aerobics

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Kangaroo jumping rope.