Aerobics Gifts

Doris' diy bum lifts proved to be a great weight-loss method.

"This aerobics CD skips."

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

Thinning the herd.

Mike Thins Out The Herd. 'Now kick those hooves up to the sky...and, one, and two, and...'

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

Aerobics Class.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'I started a program of aerobics to lose weight. I can feel it working. My fat is being converted to aches and pain.'

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

How To Flatten Your Tummy

'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'

Aerobbery.

Segway Workout

Gym. Have you lost any weight yet? No, but at the moment I'm having difficulty finding my breath.

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

'It all started when I built my own computer. Soon everyone in my aerobics class wanted one!'

"Take me to your thigh master"

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

Detour Ahead. This really messes with him!

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'Just as I thought - A bald tyre!'

Kangaroo jumping rope.

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'How do you like the new aerobics instructor?'

Viking aerobics.

Step aerobics