Aerobics Mugs

Doris' diy bum lifts proved to be a great weight-loss method.

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Thinning the herd.

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

Aerobics Class.

How To Flatten Your Tummy

'I started a program of aerobics to lose weight. I can feel it working. My fat is being converted to aches and pain.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'

Aerobbery.

Segway Workout

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Take me to your thigh master"

'How do you like the new aerobics instructor?'

'It all started when I built my own computer. Soon everyone in my aerobics class wanted one!'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

Kangaroo jumping rope.

'Just as I thought - A bald tyre!'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

Viking aerobics.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'How was aerobics class?'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Step aerobics

"With a little fiscal stimulation..."