Aerobics Instructor Mugs

Mike Thins Out The Herd. 'Now kick those hooves up to the sky...and, one, and two, and...'

Aerobics Class.

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

'How do you like the new aerobics instructor?'

Exercise Class

Batting Practice. Let's get some extension in those wings! Nice hang time, Wallace! All right, Brewster, gimme twenty flaps around the cave!

Aerobics Class. Trainer. What is your body telling you? We're not on speaking terms right now.

Snail Display Today

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Exercise undoubtedly relieves stress, but you may need to check with your doctor.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

'Eyeballing isn't an exercise!'

'Sorry ladies, Aerobics is cancelled. I've done my hip trying a particularly tricky exercise.'

Holiday Aerobics.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Red Arrows Rookies

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Hexercise.

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.