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Aerobics Class.

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

'How do you like the new aerobics instructor?'

Exercise Class

Snail Display Today

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Exercise undoubtedly relieves stress, but you may need to check with your doctor.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

'Eyeballing isn't an exercise!'

'Sorry ladies, Aerobics is cancelled. I've done my hip trying a particularly tricky exercise.'

Holiday Aerobics.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Keep Fit.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Step aerobics

Fitness Course.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Hexercise.

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'