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"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Cow Blue Arrows

Keep Fit.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Holiday Aerobics.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Red Arrows Rookies

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Aerobics Class.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Fitness Course.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Hexercise.

Step aerobics

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"Take me to your thigh master"

Kangaroo jumping rope.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.